In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's shark week go big or go home
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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