My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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