I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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