Your dad touched me again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And then he peed in my hair
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