my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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