I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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