It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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