bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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