I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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