the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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