I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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