He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm at about main and main street
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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