508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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