its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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