i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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