This is not my ceiling
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
