that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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