Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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