i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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