you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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