is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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