thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i think my cat just said my name.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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