I'd wear matching sweaters with you
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
one might say we're banned from that church
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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