therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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