11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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