I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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