Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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