sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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