found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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