THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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