I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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