Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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