Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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