its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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it's like iHOP with fire
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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