Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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