the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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