What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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