I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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