she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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