i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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