my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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