I am in a vortex of obligation.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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