Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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