just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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