He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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