i can't believe i had my finger in that
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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