there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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