And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
