didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Of course I have a pirate flag
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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