I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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