Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
do nipples grow back?
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