if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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