halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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