trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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