dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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