i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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