so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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