i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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