thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I wish I only lived at night.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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